Hey, have you ever been on a really long trek on your bike and all the sudden you freak out because you realize you're not wearing your seat belt? That is, until you remember that you're on your bike, not in your car, and that bikes don't have seatbelts and that if you're going to worry about anything you should worry that you're not wearing a helmet because you can't wear your earmuffs under a helmet (or over one) and right now you're going to wear your earmuffs no matter what, at least until the weather warms up enough that muffless ears won't fall off of your head like two chunks of ear ice? Anyone? Anyone?
Yeah, me neither.