Well I am EVER so pleased to report that I'm back to the land of the temperate climates. My shorts are no longer stuck to me in gross and inhuman ways, and there is not the constant whirrrr of the air conditioner buzzing through my brain. I've actually been back one whole day, but I wasn't able to post yesterday due to being very busy smooching all of the opened windows and making sweet, sweet love to the weatherman as he whispered "with a high of 89 degrees" into my non-sweaty ear. Priorities, people -- I has them.
Anyway, tomorrow I will regale you with tales of my trip and stuff. It will be awesome, because my brain will be able to think anything besides "I'm sweating where?"